JIM MURPHY
Occupation: Drinker
Age: 40 Something
Special Skills: Drinking, being a perv, having a moustache
Likes: Beer, women.
Dislikes: His kids
First Appearance: Episode 2
Fun Facts: He’s a dick.
SETH MURPHY
Occupation: Student
Age: 14
Special Skills: Awkwardness, hat wearing.
Likes: His Game Boy, pretending he can skate.
Dislikes: His dad, Miss Flabs, school.
First Appearance: Episode 1
Fun Facts: He’s the forgotten middle child.
Tamagotchi
Occupation: Dog
Age: 666
Special Skills: Eating souls, shitting on the carpet.
Likes: Eating souls
Dislikes: Penguins
First Appearance: Episode 12
Fun Facts: He might be the devil.
Miss Flabs
Occupation: Teacher
Age: Old, Probably…
Special Skills: Eating, being a bitch, shouting, eating.
Likes: Eating, Probably…
Dislikes: Seeing her feet.
First Appearance: Episode 1
Fun Facts: She’s a bitch.
Mr V. Gan
Occupation: University Student
Age: A lot younger than he looks.
Special Skills: Fear mongering, virtue signalling, being hated.
Likes: Telling you how bad you are for being normal.
Dislikes: His parents.
First Appearance: Episode 29
Fun Facts: His mom was kidnapped by a plastic straw. Been telling you the world is about to end since 1985.
Professor V. Gan
Occupation: Teacher
Age: A lot younger than he looks.
Special Skills: Fear mongering, virtue signalling, being hated.
Likes: Telling you how bad you are for being normal.
Dislikes: Plastic straws, plastic bottles, your rights, freedom of speech, that guy that shot Cecil the Lion.
First Appearance: Episode 30
Fun Facts: He trusts the Science, cares more about other countries than his own. Been telling you the world is about to end since 1985.
Grandpa V. Gan
Occupation: Professional Protestor
Age: A lot younger than he looks.
Special Skills: Fear mongering, virtue signalling, sign holding.
Likes: Getting paid to protest things he doesn’t really care about.
Dislikes: Whatever he’s paid to dislike on the day.
First Appearance: Episode 31
Fun Facts: Still hasn’t seen a lady boob. Been telling you the world is about to end since 1985
Fearbot 3000
Occupation: Robot Protestor
Age: REEEEEE
Special Skills: Fear mongering, virtue signalling, being hated.
Likes: Whatever he’s programmed to like.
Dislikes: Whatever he’s programmed not to like.
First Appearance: Episode 31
Fun Facts: He is the Science. Been telling you the world is about to end since 1985.
Greta Bumturd
Occupation: Professional Protestor
Age: How dare you!
Special Skills: Fear-mongering, virtue-signalling, whining, lying.
Likes: Getting attention.
Dislikes: Not getting attention.
First Appearance: Episode 30
Fun Facts: How dare you!
Dickman
Occupation: Superhero.
Age: 69
Special Skills: Super Stretch Powers
Likes: Boobs
Dislikes: Men, fat people, old people.
First Appearance: Episode 32
Fun Facts: He’s a dick.
Sexy Susan
Occupation: Actress
Age: 25
Special Skills: Pole dancing
Likes: Strong men
Dislikes: Weak men
First Appearance: Episode 33
Mr. Edwards
Occupation: Teacher
Age: Dunno
Special Skills: None
Likes: His girl students
Dislikes: his boy students
First Appearance: Episode 10
Fun Facts: Has a fake American accent.
Shop Keeper Steve
Occupation: Shop Keeper
Age: 34
Special Skills: Fluent in nerd.
Likes: Dungeons and Dragons
Dislikes: Sport
First Appearance: Episode 3
The Neighbour
Occupation: I dunno? Neighbour.
Age: Dunno
Special Skills: Peeping over the wall
Likes: Eavesdropping
Dislikes: Closed windows, doors.
First Appearance: Episode 6
Fun Facts: Used to live next door to Tim Allen.
The Cartoonist
Occupation: Cartoonist.
Age: 39
Special Skills: Pissing people off.
Likes: Making himself laugh.
Dislikes: Everything after the year 2015
First Appearance: Episode 34
Fun Facts: He can’t draw good.
